Tabloid Sweetie on Lindsay Lohan by Tatiana Pahlen

Tabloid Sweetie
(On Lindsay Lohan)

By Tatiana Pahlen

What happened to a Disney starlet
Once talented, attractive lass?
Her pointless life mirrors a cursed part
Beginning with “Mean Girls.”

Addicted to a self-destruction,
She stares at us from cruel tabloids.
A resent stunt was the pricey jewels,
fixed on her neck as the camera rolled.

Her folks are culpable with their own follies:
Dad, Michael, served short prison time,
Dina contested her drunken sprees,
Since fighting the custody of four.

The vicious circle of the “Parent Trap”
Excluding only “Labor Pains”
It’s hard to act being “Fully Loaded,”
Labeled “A Little More Personal” in vain.

The lonely lass turned to social media
Seeking help from the demons within.
What she needs is love and caring
To cleanse her mind and chaste her sins.

March 12, 2011